i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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