At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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