You made me cry and you don't even care
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How naked do you want me to be?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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