are you so shy because you have an std?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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