If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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