erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel like a drive thru vagina
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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