So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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