We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Randomize
