You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I would ride that face into the sunset
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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