You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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