I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I love having hate sex.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I need a hoe opinion
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