you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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