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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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How external is "for external use only"?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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