It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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