Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
