my soul wont recognize me after tonight
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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