so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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