how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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