2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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