We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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