Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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