it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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