is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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