Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I need a beard to bite.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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