we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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