i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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