Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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