I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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