Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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