My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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