I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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