Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Floor bacon is actually really good
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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