toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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