I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes