therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.