i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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