I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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