his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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