last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she looked like the before picture.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think people are normalizing furries
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
