Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I didn't shave. On purpose
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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