i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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