I'm gonna have a badass scar
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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