shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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