ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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