matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I came so hard my ears popped.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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