xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
So squirting runs in the family.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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