I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
