Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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