accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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