Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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