My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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