Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Girls should come with a carfax report
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize