You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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