VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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