who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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